Just testing this out.
Friday, December 30, 2011
Thursday, December 2, 2010
A married man is laying in bed and hears his wife screaming for him to come to the front door. The man startled hops out of bed and dashes out of the room. He hops so quickly that he gets a head rush on the way to the door. Its night time and he had been resting peacefully. As he gets to the door, the wife points to the end of the driveway where a full grown moose is nosing through the trash. The man quickly gets his camera and can't get an angle he likes, so he intelligently takes a handy rock and throws it at the huge moose to get a it to move. The moose charges towards the the front steps and climbs up the short landing. It hits the front door with its giant antlers, but not with any force. The moose walks away.
The man tells his wife to go out to there side window and do a few moose calls. The wife hustles to the window, and begins her moose calling. The moose turns, and with a glare in his eyes starts heading quickly back to the house. The man snapped photos furiously and grew excited thinking about he would be posting them on his blog by the evening except that there a large problem approaching. The moose smashes down the door and stands stooping in the house. The head of the animal is half the size of the couch and the man is cornered in his living room. As the moose presses forward, the wooden floor beneath him creaks, and squeaks with each pressing step.
The man looks to his wife and tells her that she has to get his rifle and kill the beast before he crushes him. The wife shakes her head, and tells the man to just run for it. Before he could answer the moose had swiftly grabbed the man on the shoulder with his huge mouth. The man shaking and screaming in pain cried for his wife to do something, but before she could it was too late. The man fell to the floor holding his shoulder. His shoulder look like someone had taken a chainsaw and cut the top of his shoulder off, but it was the moose. The moose stood chewing the mans shoulder, and began licking the wound. As the man tried to crawl away the moose simply pushed him back. The moose next went for the knee caps. After swallowing those, the man was not going anywhere.
The wife had left the house and gotten into the car. She could hear her husband screaming, but decided to leave. She needed to pick some groceries up anyway.
The man tells his wife to go out to there side window and do a few moose calls. The wife hustles to the window, and begins her moose calling. The moose turns, and with a glare in his eyes starts heading quickly back to the house. The man snapped photos furiously and grew excited thinking about he would be posting them on his blog by the evening except that there a large problem approaching. The moose smashes down the door and stands stooping in the house. The head of the animal is half the size of the couch and the man is cornered in his living room. As the moose presses forward, the wooden floor beneath him creaks, and squeaks with each pressing step.
The man looks to his wife and tells her that she has to get his rifle and kill the beast before he crushes him. The wife shakes her head, and tells the man to just run for it. Before he could answer the moose had swiftly grabbed the man on the shoulder with his huge mouth. The man shaking and screaming in pain cried for his wife to do something, but before she could it was too late. The man fell to the floor holding his shoulder. His shoulder look like someone had taken a chainsaw and cut the top of his shoulder off, but it was the moose. The moose stood chewing the mans shoulder, and began licking the wound. As the man tried to crawl away the moose simply pushed him back. The moose next went for the knee caps. After swallowing those, the man was not going anywhere.
The wife had left the house and gotten into the car. She could hear her husband screaming, but decided to leave. She needed to pick some groceries up anyway.
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
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